Hoover Vs. Dyson

One of life's unresolved quandaries, which up until now remained unanswered. The modern bagless, carpet pile butchering Dyson Ball DC25 (with zero suction loss) demonstration makes a mockery of the Hoover Senior's efforts, and illustrates how far domestic vacuum technology has come. Henry can only watch in amazement, and manages to retain his trademark chirpy countenance, but deep down inside he remains empty.